I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.