I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.