I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.