Just Take The Ball And Throw It

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.