I Ain't What I Used To Be,

Me And Paul (dean) Will Probably Win Forty Games (they Won Forty-nine).

I Know Who's The Best Pitcher I Ever See And It's Old Satchel Paige, That Big Lanky Colored Boy. My Fastball Looks Like A Change Of Pace Alongside That Little Pistol Bullet Ole Satchel (paige) Shoots Up To The Plate.

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.

Let The Teachers Teach English And I Will Teach Baseball. There Is A Lot Of People In The United States Who Say Isn't, And They Ain't Eating.