I Also Don't Have A Desire To

To Give Up My Job As A Temp And Actually Make A Living Doing Comedy, It Was Staggering.

I Was A Soccer Cheerleader. It Doesn't Get Nerdier Than That. I Was Fired From The Soccer Cheerleading Squad After One Year, Which I Believe To This Day Is Unprecedented. You Have To Understand, No One Went To The Soccer Games. In Fact, I Believe Part Of My Duties As A Cheerleader Was To Bake Brownies For The Team.

When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!

I Have No Limits, No Filter, No Class, No Poise. No Decorum. Just Fun.

My Act Is Based On My Life.