I Always Feel Bad For People Getting

I'm Always Looking For A Fresh Perspective Because It's Fun To Tell Stories That Are Original And New In Some Way.

I'd Just Like To Be In Films That I Would Like To See. I Think Of Myself As An Entertainment Arsenal. Like I Have My Acting Bazooka And My Music Machete. And You Don't Know What I'm Going To Come At You With.

People Scream At Me, "hey, Let's Party." I Give Off An I'm-crazy-and-i-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you Vibe.

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.

We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo Can Have A Music Career Because Of Her Ass. And Let's Face It, That's It.