I Always Thought It Would Be Very

I've Always Believed That Thoughtful People Don't Really Take The Tabloids Seriously. They're Basically A Form Of Entertainment. I Enjoy Them As Much As The Next New Yorker.

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.

You Can Be With Your Wife, Very Happily Married, And Then You Meet Some Woman And You Love Her. But You Love Your Wife, Too. And You Also Love That One. Or If She's Met Some Man And She Loves The Man And She Loves You. And Then You Meet Somebody Else And Now There Are Three Of You. Why Only One Person?

When We Played Softball, I'd Steal Second Base, Feel Guilty And Go Back.

Child Molestation Is A Touchy Subject... Read The Papers! Half The Country's Doing It!