I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My

A Man Says To The Doctor: "what's The Good News?" "you've Got 24 Hours To Live." He Says: "what's The Bad News?" The Doctor Says: "we Should Have Told You Yesterday."

My Idea For Peace In The Middle East Is To Go Back To The 1966 Line, But To Build Even More Houses For The Palestinians, Who Are A Poor People.

I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My Best Material, He Was A Very Funny Man.

I Bought These Shoes In Taiwan, And They Said In The Inside "made Around The Corner."

Doctor Told Me I've Got Two Weeks To Live. I Said: "can I Have The Last Week In July And The 1st Week In August?"