I Am No Longer A Criminal. I

Banks' Beer. There's Nothing Like It! To Brazil. And To Barbados Justice.

I Am No Longer A Criminal. I Gave Up That Practice Years Ago.

It Has Been Rumoured That I Was The Brains Of The Robbery, But That Was Totally Incorrect. I've Been Described As The Tea Boy, Which Is Also Incorrect.

There's A Difference Between Criminals And Crooks. Crooks Steal. Criminals Blow Some Guy's Brains Out. I'm A Crook.

The Last Thing I Stole Was A Box Of Coca Cola From A Parked Truck In Adelaide. I Was Nice And Drunk. It Was New Year's Eve. And That Was About 28 Years Ago.