I Am No More Humble Than My

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.