I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

I Love Louisiana. It's Amazing.

I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

It's Unfortunate When Kids Get Hurt, But I Wish Parents Would Monitor What Their Kids Are Doing And Watching. It's Common Sense, Really.

I'm Just Basking In The Glory.

People Think By Challenging Me They're Going To Show They're Tough. But I'm Not Tough. Decent Drinker. Not Such A Bad Kisser. But Not A Great Fighter.