I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.