I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

My Wife Met Me At The Door The Other Night In A Sexy Negligee. Unfortunately, She Was Just Coming Home.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.