I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'