I Believe One Should Be A Woman

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

You Should Never Say Bad Things About The Dead, You Should Only Say Good . . . Joan Crawford Is Dead. Good.

Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

I Am A Woman Meant For A Man, But I Never Found A Man Who Could Compete.

There Comes A Time In Every Woman's Life When The Only Thing That Helps Is A Glass Of Champagne.