I Came Up With A Good Idea...

A Problem Solved Is A Problem Caused.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

They Keep Saying That Sea Levels Are Rising An' All This. It's Nowt To Do With The Icebergs Melting, It's Because There's Too Many Fish In It. Get Rid Of Some Of The Fish And The Water Will Drop. Simple. Basic Science.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.