I Came Up With A Good Idea...

A Single Vision Is More Perfect Than A Committee Vision Because With Everyone Having Their Say, It Becomes Compromised.

My Brain's Just Full Of Passwords.

She Gave Me The Jabs And Said I Was Covered For Every Worst-case Scenario, Including Being Bitten By A Dirty Chimp. I Told Her This Is Why We Have Over-population Problems. Why Are Idiots Who Annoy Dirty Chimps Being Protected?

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.