I Came Up With A Good Idea...

The Cafe Was Called Tattoos. The Fella Who Owned It Didn't Have Any Tattoos... But We Never Saw His Wife.

I Don’t Understand Why People Take Pictures Of Mimes. Everyone Looks Like A Mime In A Picture.

I Never Buy A Piece Of Art. I Don't See The Point In Buying Something Because I Know My Eyes Will Get Bored Of It Eventually.

I Came Up With A Good Idea... See-through Skin.

We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone Age, This Is The Pissin' About Age.