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I Live In A Van Down By The River.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

Once I Thought That If I Just Had Enough In The Bank, If I Had Enough Fame, That It Would Be All Right. But I'm A Human Being Like Everyone Else. I'm Not Exempt.

People Need A Time To Laugh. It's Up To Us To Bonk Ourselves On The Head And Slip On A Banana Peel So The Average Guy Can Say, 'i May Be Bad, Honey, But I'm Not As Much Of An Idiot As That Guy On The Screen.'

I Have A Tendency Toward The Pleasures Of The Flesh. It's A Battle For Me, As Far As Weight And Things Like That. But I'm Curbing Them Because I Want To Continue To Do Comedy, And The Two Don't Mix. So I Try To Fight Those Demons.