I Can Hear The Music All Around

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.