Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet.

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.