Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet.

Music Is The Surest Way Of Reaching Someone Else's Heart.

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

Maybe The Memory Does Play Tricks. Increasingly, I'm Thinking, 'what Was Their Name? I Knew That Name Yesterday.' I Think That's What Happens. At Some Point, I'll Forget That I Ever Worked With Peter Cook, I Suppose, And Alan Bennett And Jonathan Miller.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.