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Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

Maybe The Memory Does Play Tricks. Increasingly, I'm Thinking, 'what Was Their Name? I Knew That Name Yesterday.' I Think That's What Happens. At Some Point, I'll Forget That I Ever Worked With Peter Cook, I Suppose, And Alan Bennett And Jonathan Miller.

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.