I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.