I Can't Defend Someone Else's Jokes. I

Maybe I'm Corny, But I'm A Big Believer In Second Chances.

Last Time I Was In Canada Celine Dion Had Just Given Birth To Identical Twins. Which Is Quite An Achievement Given Her Age And Face.

It Really Bothers Me When Some People Say That All Cops Are Racist. Of Course That's Not True. Most Of You Are Just [expletive] To Everybody.

The Good Thing About A Jail Show Is Nobody Gets Up And Walks Out.

As Soon As You Start Analyzing Comedy Is When The World Starts To Fall Apart, And We're Second Guessing It. And We Are Way Too Sensitive.