I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I

You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.

You've Got To Be Able To Sell Yourself.

I Grew Up In An Orthodox Family, As I Grew Older, I Became Conservative And That's How It Ended Up. But I've Developed That Jewish Feel To My Act From My Surroundings And My Family.

My Style Is My Personality. It's Always Been That Way. Being A Wiseguy And Having Fun. It's Always Been That Way For Me, When I Was In High School, And In The Navy. It's Not Something I Rehearse.