I Constantly Say Things That I Regret.

My Act Has Always Reflected What's Going On In My Life.

I Do Road Gigs Occasionally But I Don't Want To Go Out On The Road For Months At A Time.

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.