I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.