I Could Not Lose Unless I Was

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.

I Will Be A Model Prisoner, As I Have Been A Model Citizen

The Only Thing That Would Keep Me From Winning The Election Is To Be Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy