I Could Not Lose Unless I Was

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

I Will Be A Model Prisoner, As I Have Been A Model Citizen

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.

The Only Thing That Would Keep Me From Winning The Election Is To Be Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy