I Will Be A Model Prisoner, As

The Only Thing That Would Keep Me From Winning The Election Is To Be Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.

I Will Be A Model Prisoner, As I Have Been A Model Citizen

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'