Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

The Only Place Where David Duke And I Are Alike Is We Are Both Wizards Under The Sheets.

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

The Only Thing That Would Keep Me From Winning The Election Is To Be Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy