I'd Like To Meet The Person Who

Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is A Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog It's Too Dark To Read.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

We Took Pictures Of The Native Girls, But They Weren't Developed. . . But We're Going Back Next Week.

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.