I'd Like To Meet The Person Who

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.