I'd Never Hurt Another Person.

Well, Guys Are Better At Mechanical Stuff And Women Are Better At Emotional Stuff.

Screw Guilt -- I Could Have Sex With 10 Men And It Wouldn't Bother Me. I'm An Atheist!

I Don't Like Those Men Who Claim That Their Wife Is Their Best Friend. . . . I Think Spouses Should Tolerate Each Other And Occasionally Have Sex.

That's The Thing I Love About Sports: Sports Force You To Quit. You Can't Pursue Your Dream Till You're 46. When It Comes To Acting, Writing, Comedy, Nobody Ever Stops You.

Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!