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Dying Is Not A Sin. Not Living Is.

It's Hard Enough To Write A Good Drama, It's Much Harder To Write A Good Comedy, And It's Hardest Of All To Write A Drama With Comedy. Which Is What Life Is.

If You Think It's Hard To Meet New People, Try Picking Up The Wrong Golf Ball.

Success Is Always Somebody Else's Opinion Of You; But It Doesn't Amount To A Damn Compared To Your Own Opinion Of Yourself.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink. When They Wake Up In The Morning, That's As Good As They're Going To Feel All Day.