I Decided To Stop Drinking While It

Behind The Proscenium Arch, You Can't Always Hear What People In The Audience Are Saying.

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

I Think My Securities Far Outweigh My Insecurities. I Am Not Nearly As Afraid Of Myself And My Imagination As I Used To Be.

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

On George W Bush: That Man Sits At That Desk In The White House With The Button That Can End The World. My Father's Younger Than Him And We Don't Give Him The Controls For The Television.