I Do Have A Lot Of Gays

You Never Know What's Going To Happen To You When You Head Out Into The Big World. And When You Get Older, You Don't Know How You're Going To Be Thought Of Or Seen.

I'll Bring My Grits When I Travel, Because I Get So Hungry On The Road.

I Don't Mind Being It [age 60], I Just Don't Like Saying It.

I Still Believe In Santa, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy And True Love. Don't Even Try To Tell Me Different.

I Have A Strict Policy That Nobody Cries Alone In My Presence.