I Do Miss Saturday Night Live, That's

I Love Making Stuff. There's A Joy In Having The First Molecule Of An Idea, Then Testing It In Front Of Audiences At Secret Shows That People Only Know About The Day Before. I Videotape Those, Study Them, Enjoy Being In The Character And Figuring Out The Movie.

The Peanut Is Neither A Pea Nor A Nut. Discuss.

Europe Is Weird Songs That Would Never Make It In America.

I Once Thought I Had Mono For An Entire Year. It Turned Out I Was Just Really Bored.

People Ask Me To Record Their Answering Machines All The Time. I Love It. It's A Miracle To Me That People Want To Hear Back Those Characters.