I Do Realise That When I Laugh,

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.

I'm Not Being Condescending, I'm Too Busy Thinking About Far More Important Things You Wouldn't Understand.

Ten Years After The Chernobyl Accident, And Am I The Only One That's Disappointed? Still No Superheros.

I Think The Idea That Death Is Not The End, That Your Dog's Just Gone To Live On The Farm, Is Limiting. Thoughts Like That Prevent You From Making The Most Of The Time That You Have.

Jokes Spread Around The World And Embed Themselves In Our Shared Culture; The Most Resonant Of Them Get Lodged In The Language In The Same Way As Clichés Or Old Wives' Tales Do.