I Do What I Can Do When

Stop The Violence! Can't We All Just Get Along?

Every Town Has The Same Two Malls: The One White People Go To And The One White People Used To Go To.

I've Seen Women Who Don't Have Great Relationships With Their Dads, And It All Comes Down To This: You Have To Tell Girls You Love Them Every Day.

God Bless America. And No Place Else.

You Know The World Is Messed Up When The Tallest Man In The Nba Is Chinese, The Best Golfer Is Black, And The Best Rapper Is White.