I Don't Ban Bloggers From My Shows.

I Liked The Koala, Wallaby, And I Chilled With A Kangaroo A Bit. There Was A Wombat That I Quite Enjoyed Also

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

I've Had Shows Where You Think, "is This Going Well? I Can't Tell," And Then You Say Goodnight And You Get This Ovation. They're Sorta Like A Theater Audience. I've Learned That Much; That They're Not Always Going To Be Doing Backflips - But I'll Never Figure It Out. Because Sometimes You Walk Up There, And They're So Excited, And Then Other Times, It's Just... But Sometimes An Audience Is Bad, And You Can Tell Them They're Bad, And That Sort Of Breaks The Ice A Bit.

If You See Me At A Restaurant, Blow Me A Kiss, Wave, Blow Me Another Kiss, Then Walk Five Steps Backward.

My Sister Sometimes Does A Todd Barry Tribute Act.