I Don't Care If I Never Do

Everybody Thinks I'm At Death's Door, But I'm Not. There's Nothing Seriously Wrong With Me, And My Heart Is In 100 Percent Working Order. Anything Else You May Hear Is A Damn Lie!

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.

I've Done A Lot Of Things And I've Been A Lot Of People, But Now I've Come To Realize Who I Am

A-well-a, Splish, Splash, I Forgot About The Bath, I Went And Put My Dancing Shoes On.