I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.