I Don't Know What My Assistant Would

I Try To Write Three Jokes Every Day. I Don't Sit Down And Write Them, It's Just Things That Pop Into My Head. Then I'll Go Watch It Fail Onstage That Night.

I Don't Want My Personal Life To Change. I Don't Understand Why People Strive For Fame. I Know It's Ironic For Me To Be Saying This, But This Will Be The Last One I Do.

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.

The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.

The Other Day, I Got A Henna Tattoo That Says "forever."