I Don't Need To Be Reminded That

Chandler's The Guy Everybody Thinks Will Do Well With Women, But He Thinks Too Much And Says The Wrong Thing.

Ninety Percent Of Video Game Ai Really Is Pretty Damn Bad. I Think That's Actually Why It's So Much Fun To Shoot Things. Because The Ai Is So Bad And The Characters Are So Annoying.

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

I've Been On A Show Before Where I Was On A Billboard And Then, After Like Three Or Four Weeks, They Took The Billboard Down And Replaced It With Nothing. Took My Face Down And Put A White Board Up.

I Learned To Fall Down Early In Life - I Was Like Six - Because I Realized It Was A Way To Make Girls Laugh.