I Don't See Myself As Offending People.

I've Got A Friend Whose Nickname Is "shagger". You Might Think That's Pretty Cool. She Doesn't Like It.

My Dad's Dying Wish Was To Have His Family Around Him. I Can't Help Thinking He Would Have Been Better Off With More Oxygen.

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.

I Had A Survey Done On My House. 8 Out Of 10 People Said They Really Rather Liked It

My Father Always Used To Say, "what Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger," - 'til The Accident.