I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste.

I've So Exceeded What I Ever Wanted To Do.

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

I Have Nothing To Say About My Childhood. It Was A Perfectly Pleasant Upbringing - It's Not Like It Was Unhappy Or Anything.

I Am Camp. Lots Of Gay Men Can't Cope With Their Campness. They Are In Denial About It.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.