I Feel Very Humble, But I Think

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.