I Finally Found Out How Priests Get

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.

What We Do Is A Calling...we Make People Happy.

I'm At The Top, Top, Top Of My Game Now. I'm So Happy To Be On That Stage, I'm In Control Of It, And I Love Every Minute Of It. I Walk Onstage In Rehearsal And I Start To Smile. And So I Just Don't Care What Anyone Else Is Doing. Do What You Want, Say What You Want. Nobody Else Can Do What I Do Onstage. Nobody.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others