I Finally Found Out How Priests Get

Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

I Was Not An Attractive Child.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When You're Cautioned To Slow Down By Your Doctor, Instead Of By The Police.