I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixtyeight. My One Sister Is A Motorcycle Freak, My Other Sister Is A Holy Roller Evangelist And My Brother Is Running For President. I’m The Only Sane One In The Family.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.

I Refused To Conform To An Image That A Lot Of People Thought A President's Brother Should Adopt.