I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk

Well, A Good Ole Boy Is Somebody That Rides Around In A Pick-up Truck - Which I Do - And Drinks Beer And Puts 'em In A Litter Bag. A Redneck's One That Rides Around In A Truck And Drinks Beer And Throws 'em Out The Window.

Marijuana Is Like Coors Beer. If You Could Buy The Damn Stuff At A Georgia Filling Station, Youd Decide You Wouldnt Want It.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.

I Think I May Have Created A Monster With My - I Won't Say Act - But With My Redneck Pose.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.