I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.