I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.