I Got An Ant Farm. Them Fellas

I Like To Wear A "do Not Disturb" Sign Around My Neck So That Little Kids Can't Tell Me Knock-knock Jokes. "hey, How Ya Doin'? Knock-knock." "read The Sign, Punk!"

I Want To Be A Rebellious Mcdonald's Owner. Cheeseburgers... Nope... We Got Spaghetti!

I Had My Palm Read. I Wrote Something On It First To See If She Would Read That Too.

I Would Like It If Four People Did A Cartwheel All At Once... So I Can Make A Cart.

I Wanted To Buy A Candle Holder, But The Store Didn't Have One. So I Got A Cake.