I Got Into Comedy So I Could

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm Missing Right Now Are Abs.

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.