I Got Into Comedy So I Could

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than Drugs? Come On. Let Me Put It To You This Way: I Never Drove To Harlem At 4 A.m. To Get Somebody To Hug Me.

A-rod Wants To Be Like Babe Ruth. And People Don't Realize This, He's A Lot Like Babe Ruth. Before The Playoffs A Couple Of Years Ago, A-rod Went To The Hospital And Promised A Dying Kid He'd Ground Out To Second For Him.

I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight Christian Bale.