My Dad Was Superman To Me, And

I'm A Comic, So I Like To Stay Nocturnal. I Work 10 P.m. To 1 A.m.

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

Well I Have A Drug History And A Public Drinking Problem And I Am Not The Healthiest Guy. So They Just Ran That I Died Of A Drug Overdose.

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.

My Mother Would Say, Before I Left The House, 'remember Art, Hugs Are Better Than Drugs.' And I Believed My Mother, I Believed Everything She Said - Until The First Time I Got High At A Party. I Leaned Back, And I Went, 'god, This Is Way Better Than When My Uncle Perry Hugs Me. What Else Has My Mother Been Lying To Me About?