I Had A Lot Of Depression As

I'm Personally Not Into A Guy Who Wears Pedal Pushers And A Necklace.

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.

When I Was 17, I Read A Profile Of Carol Leifer. Since Then, I Wanted To Be Her. I Still Want To Be Her.

I Can't Wait Till Sunday, I'm Gonna See My Favorite Niece And My Other Niece.

[i'm] Almost Positive There Is No God.