I Had To Perform At The White

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Calls You Over To Help, Cause She Has A Flat Tire On Her House.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Doll Clothes. We've Got Four Thousand Dolls And Ain't One Of Them Got A Stitch Of Clothes On.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.