I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.

What's Brown And Sounds Like A Bell? Dung!

I Just Believe In A Huge Universe Of Billions Of Miles.

I Like Being A Foreigner. For Me, To Live In California Is Very Pleasant - I'm More Comfortable Not Feeling A Part Of Everything, Not Feeling Responsible For The Government Or The Roads Or The Health System.