I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out Loud. And Yet It Is Not A Particularly Funny Name.

I Try To Not To Be A Celebrity As Much As Possible.